{"id":100866,"date":"2016-01-31T21:24:42","date_gmt":"2016-01-31T20:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=100866"},"modified":"2016-01-31T21:24:42","modified_gmt":"2016-01-31T20:24:42","slug":"neulich-an-der-supermarktkasse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/neulich-an-der-supermarktkasse\/","title":{"rendered":"Neulich an der Supermarktkasse"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Kassiererin: &quot;Sind sie zufrieden?&quot;<br \/>Ich: &quot;Jaja, nur mit meinem Leben nicht.&quot;<br \/>Sie: &quot;Haha&quot;<br \/>Ich: &quot;Haha&quot;<br \/>Sie: &quot;Ihre Karte ist gesperrt.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Maximal Jan (@Janwaldsied) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Janwaldsied\/status\/692380747508879361\">January 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kassiererin: &quot;Sind sie zufrieden?&quot;Ich: &quot;Jaja, nur mit meinem Leben nicht.&quot;Sie: &quot;Haha&quot;Ich: &quot;Haha&quot;Sie: &quot;Ihre Karte ist gesperrt.&quot; &mdash; Maximal Jan (@Janwaldsied) January 27, 2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":100868,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[957],"class_list":["post-100866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alltaglicher-sinnwahn","tag-notes","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2016\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2016-01-31-um-21.23.49.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-qeS","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100866"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100870,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100866\/revisions\/100870"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/100868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}