{"id":102716,"date":"2016-03-06T21:03:42","date_gmt":"2016-03-06T20:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=102716"},"modified":"2016-03-06T21:05:13","modified_gmt":"2016-03-06T20:05:13","slug":"ich-wollte-auf-die-brokkoli-farm-alter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/ich-wollte-auf-die-brokkoli-farm-alter\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Ich wollte auf die Brokkoli-Farm, alter!&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Wenn vermeintliche &#8222;\u00dcberraschungen&#8220; zu einer Verarschung werden. Kinder, ey! <3\n\n\"Wie jetzt hier Zirkus? Elefanten und son Schmarrn?! Ich wollte auf die schei\u00df Brokkoli-Farm, alter!\" \n\n\n\n\n<blockquote>We told our 4 year old that we had a surprise for him and said we were taking a trip to a broccoli farm so we could hide that we were going to the circus. This was the opposite of the reaction that we expected<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l7yMZGA2lzg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<small>(<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/l7yMZGA2lzg\">Direktlink<\/a>, via <a href=\"https:\/\/redd.it\/49754i\">reddit<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn vermeintliche &#8222;\u00dcberraschungen&#8220; zu einer Verarschung werden. Kinder, ey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":102717,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1956],"class_list":["post-102716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-childs","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2016\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2016-03-06-um-20.59.38.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-qII","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102716"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102720,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102716\/revisions\/102720"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}