{"id":125920,"date":"2017-10-08T16:50:57","date_gmt":"2017-10-08T14:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=125920"},"modified":"2017-10-08T16:50:57","modified_gmt":"2017-10-08T14:50:57","slug":"der-betrunkene-steve-findet-den-nuechternen-steve-nicht-ganz-so-geil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/der-betrunkene-steve-findet-den-nuechternen-steve-nicht-ganz-so-geil\/","title":{"rendered":"Der betrunkene Steve findet den n\u00fcchternen Steve nicht ganz so geil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Da willst du einmal nett zu dir selber sein&#8230; Wenn du noch n\u00fcchtern bist, willst du f\u00fcr dein betrunkenes Ich vorsorge treffen. Am Tag danach wird dein betrunkenes Ich dem n\u00fcchternen dankbar sein, denkst du dir so. Denkste, denn du hast die Rechnung ohne dein betrunkenes Ich gemacht &#8211; und das hat da ganz klar eine eigene Vorstellung. <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125922\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125922\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2017\/10\/tumblr_oxgh40iCH31rn7bzro1_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"928\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125922\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2017\/10\/tumblr_oxgh40iCH31rn7bzro1_1280.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2017\/10\/tumblr_oxgh40iCH31rn7bzro1_1280-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125922\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/knusprig-titten-hitler.tumblr.com\/post\/166148985590\">KTH<\/a>)<\/small><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da willst du einmal nett zu dir selber sein&#8230; Wenn du noch n\u00fcchtern bist, willst du f\u00fcr dein betrunkenes Ich vorsorge treffen. Am Tag danach&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/der-betrunkene-steve-findet-den-nuechternen-steve-nicht-ganz-so-geil\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Der betrunkene Steve findet den n\u00fcchternen Steve nicht ganz so geil<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":125921,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[181,130,957],"class_list":["post-125920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alltaglicher-sinnwahn","tag-drunk","tag-fun","tag-notes","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2017\/10\/Ohne-Titel-3.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-wKY","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125920"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125926,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125920\/revisions\/125926"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/125921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}