{"id":132580,"date":"2018-03-29T17:50:04","date_gmt":"2018-03-29T15:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=132580"},"modified":"2018-03-29T17:50:04","modified_gmt":"2018-03-29T15:50:04","slug":"aluhuete-fuer-verschwoerungstheoretische-katzen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/aluhuete-fuer-verschwoerungstheoretische-katzen\/","title":{"rendered":"Aluh\u00fcte f\u00fcr verschw\u00f6rungstheoretische Katzen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bei Archie McPhee gibt es <a href=\"https:\/\/mcphee.com\/products\/tin-foil-hat-for-cats?aff=3\">jetzt Aluh\u00fcte<\/a>, die eigentlich aus Zinn sind, aber wohl den selben Zweck erf\u00fcllen. Vor fiesen Strahlen und so sch\u00fctzen. Gibt es dort \u00fcbrigens auch <a href=\"https:\/\/mcphee.com\/products\/tin-foil-hat?aff=3\">f\u00fcr die Besitzer<\/a>. Partnerlook f\u00fcr Knetbirnen quasi. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It\u2019s a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat\u2019s thoughts. Not on our watch! We\u2019ve made a Tin Foil Hat for Cats to make sure that kitty\u2019s thoughts stay private. This mylar hat fits most cats, has a comfy felt lining and is held in place with an elastic strap. It even has holes for cat ears! Take that, Illuminati! Restores the dignity of your kitty. Very effective against MKUltra satellites, cat food company dream-insertion marketing, Guy Fieri, Soviet cat control protocols, psychic dogs, skull tapping, focused magnetic pulse and the neighbor\u2019s labradoodle. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2018\/03\/tin-foil-hat-for-cats_1600x.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-132581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2018\/03\/tin-foil-hat-for-cats_1600x.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2018\/03\/tin-foil-hat-for-cats_1600x-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2018\/03\/tin-foil-hat-for-cats_1600x-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><p><br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/laughingsquid.com\/tin-foil-hat-for-cats-and-humans\/\">Laughing Squid<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bei Archie McPhee gibt es jetzt Aluh\u00fcte, die eigentlich aus Zinn sind, aber wohl den selben Zweck erf\u00fcllen. Vor fiesen Strahlen und so sch\u00fctzen. Gibt&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/aluhuete-fuer-verschwoerungstheoretische-katzen\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Aluh\u00fcte f\u00fcr verschw\u00f6rungstheoretische Katzen<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":132581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[2528,323,130,972],"class_list":["post-132580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alltaglicher-sinnwahn","tag-aluhut","tag-cats","tag-fun","tag-knetbirnen","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2018\/03\/tin-foil-hat-for-cats_1600x.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-yuo","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132580"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132583,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132580\/revisions\/132583"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/132581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}