{"id":169258,"date":"2021-04-23T09:54:05","date_gmt":"2021-04-23T07:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=169258"},"modified":"2021-04-23T09:55:36","modified_gmt":"2021-04-23T07:55:36","slug":"mars-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/mars-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Mars sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"\n

Der Mars kann warten, die Erde nicht. Mars sucks<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Its weather sucks. Its distance sucks. Its atmosphere sucks. The little water it has, sucks.<\/p>\n

It has sucked for billions of years. And will suck for billions more.
\nYou know what doesn\u2019t suck? Me, Earth.
\nI have life. I have vast oceans and lush forests. I have rivers to swim. Air to breathe.
\nBut the way I\u2019m being treated, that part sucks.
\nYou use me and pollute me. You overheat me. You use every resource I have and return very little back from where it came.
\nAnd then, you dream of Mars. A hellhole. A barren, desolate, wasteland you can\u2019t set foot on fast enough.
\nWhy not use some of that creative energy and billions on saving me? You know, the planet that\u2019s giving you what you need to live right now.<\/p>\n

Mars can wait. I can\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Earth<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(via BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Der Mars kann warten, die Erde nicht. Mars sucks. Its weather sucks. Its distance sucks. Its atmosphere sucks. The little water it has, sucks. It…<\/p>\n

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