{"id":176127,"date":"2022-01-14T09:23:55","date_gmt":"2022-01-14T08:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=176127"},"modified":"2022-01-14T09:23:55","modified_gmt":"2022-01-14T08:23:55","slug":"sich-auf-dem-rad-vor-einer-elchkuh-schuetzen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/sich-auf-dem-rad-vor-einer-elchkuh-schuetzen\/","title":{"rendered":"Sich auf dem Rad vor einer Elchkuh sch\u00fctzen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Play dead.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Yeah&#8230;you don&#39;t eff with a moose. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FailArmy?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#FailArmy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Moose?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Moose<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Fails?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Fails<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/PRM9jXJ5dC\">pic.twitter.com\/PRM9jXJ5dC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; FailArmy (@failarmy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/failarmy\/status\/1481393048273580032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 12, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Play dead. Yeah&#8230;you don&#39;t eff with a moose. #FailArmy #Moose #Fails pic.twitter.com\/PRM9jXJ5dC &mdash; FailArmy (@failarmy) January 12, 2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":176128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[325,8664,531,5316],"class_list":["post-176127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-animals","tag-bicycling","tag-fail","tag-moose","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2022\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2022-01-14-um-09.22.33.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-JOL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176127"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":176130,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176127\/revisions\/176130"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/176128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}