{"id":187884,"date":"2023-04-09T11:29:12","date_gmt":"2023-04-09T09:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=187884"},"modified":"2023-04-09T11:29:12","modified_gmt":"2023-04-09T09:29:12","slug":"da-steht-ein-elch-aufm-flur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/da-steht-ein-elch-aufm-flur\/","title":{"rendered":"Da steht ein Elch auf&#8217;m Flur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ein echter Elch auf&#8217;m Flur<br \/>\nJa, ja ein Elch auf&#8217;m Flur<br \/>\nUnd frisst die Blumen<\/em><\/p>\n<p>*sing*<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8222;A moose walked into the lobby at the hospital and started snacking on one of the plants. Moose can be deadly so the hospital security was trying to get it to leave by startling it from behind and eventually the Moose made his way out the door&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CUEpGIlIdGY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<small>(<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/CUEpGIlIdGY\">Direktlink<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein echter Elch auf&#8217;m Flur Ja, ja ein Elch auf&#8217;m Flur Und frisst die Blumen *sing* &#8222;A moose walked into the lobby at the hospital&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/da-steht-ein-elch-aufm-flur\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Da steht ein Elch auf&#8217;m Flur<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":187885,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1795,325,5316],"class_list":["post-187884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-alaska","tag-animals","tag-moose","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2023\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-04-09-um-11.28.33.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-MSo","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187884"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187887,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187884\/revisions\/187887"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/187885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}