{"id":32345,"date":"2011-12-24T15:05:20","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T14:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=32345"},"modified":"2011-12-24T15:05:20","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T14:05:20","slug":"marzipanschwein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/marzipanschwein\/","title":{"rendered":"Marzipanschwein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn <a href=\"http:\/\/jonaslaberg.posterous.com\/evil-marzipan-pig-is-evil\">das<\/a> nicht jeden Vegetarier zum Fest fr\u00f6hlich macht, dann wei\u00df ich es ja auch nicht.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This was meant as a Christmas present for two girls I know who are 5 and 7, but I don\u2019t think I\u2019ll give it to them actually. It turned out a bit too evil-demon-pig-from-hell-y for that. Now it\u2019 s sitting on a shelf threatening me with its existence. I\u2019m not quite sure what I should do with it.<\/p>\n<p>For those that are into numbers: that\u2019s 10kg of marzipan, about 47 000 kcal. And it\u2019s got six nipples.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2011\/12\/pig-505x292.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"pig\" width=\"505\" height=\"292\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-32346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2011\/12\/pig-505x292.jpg 505w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2011\/12\/pig-300x173.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2011\/12\/pig.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><p><br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crackajack.de\/2011\/12\/24\/evil-marzipan-pig\/\">Nerdcore<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn das nicht jeden Vegetarier zum Fest fr\u00f6hlich macht, dann wei\u00df ich es ja auch nicht. This was meant as a Christmas present for two&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/marzipanschwein\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Marzipanschwein<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-8pH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}