{"id":36523,"date":"2012-05-10T22:37:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T20:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=36523"},"modified":"2012-05-10T22:38:17","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T20:38:17","slug":"beatch-patterns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/beatch-patterns\/","title":{"rendered":"Beatch Patterns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Falls Roland jemals auf die Idee k\u00e4me, einen Pirelli-Kalender nachzumachen. Bei <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/98766436\/free-shipping-swimsuit-one-piece-pp-909?ref=v1_other_2\">etsy<\/a> finden sie die passenden corporate Bikinis. Wei\u00df zwar nicht, wer sich sowas ausdenkt (O.K. nachm f\u00fcnften Bier auf nem Producer-Junggesellenabschied vielleicht), aber wer im Ernst daran denkt, dass ne Frau das anzieht &#8230; Vielleicht in zehn Jahren, wenn die Kids Retro-Retromania-Partys feiern im look ihrer bl\u00f6den Hipstereltern.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?attachment_id=36524\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36524\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2012\/05\/909bikini.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"909bikini\" width=\"505\" height=\"673\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2012\/05\/909bikini.jpg 505w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2012\/05\/909bikini-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a>\n<p>Danke an M. f\u00fcr den Hinweis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Falls Roland jemals auf die Idee k\u00e4me, einen Pirelli-Kalender nachzumachen. Bei etsy finden sie die passenden corporate Bikinis. Wei\u00df zwar nicht, wer sich sowas ausdenkt&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/beatch-patterns\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Beatch Patterns<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-visuelles","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-9v5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}