{"id":49982,"date":"2013-03-09T12:30:32","date_gmt":"2013-03-09T11:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=49982"},"modified":"2013-03-09T12:30:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-09T11:30:32","slug":"zahncreme-wertvoller-durch-alkohol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/zahncreme-wertvoller-durch-alkohol\/","title":{"rendered":"Zahncreme wertvoller durch Alkohol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Der Chef so: <em>&#8222;Sagen sie mal, Meier, haben sie gestern gesoffen?!&#8220;<\/em><br \/>\nMeier so: <em>&#8222;Nat\u00fcrlich nicht, ich habe mir nur die Z\u00e4hne geputzt, Chef!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2013\/03\/duro-35-alkohol-2-zahncreme-1959-505x341.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"duro-35-alkohol-2-zahncreme-1959\" width=\"505\" height=\"341\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-49983\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2013\/03\/duro-35-alkohol-2-zahncreme-1959-505x341.jpg 505w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2013\/03\/duro-35-alkohol-2-zahncreme-1959-300x202.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2013\/03\/duro-35-alkohol-2-zahncreme-1959.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><p><br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vongestern.com\/2013\/03\/wertvoller-durch-alkohol-1959.html\">Von Gestern<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der Chef so: &#8222;Sagen sie mal, Meier, haben sie gestern gesoffen?!&#8220; Meier so: &#8222;Nat\u00fcrlich nicht, ich habe mir nur die Z\u00e4hne geputzt, Chef!&#8220; (via Von&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/zahncreme-wertvoller-durch-alkohol\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zahncreme wertvoller durch Alkohol<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alltaglicher-sinnwahn","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-d0a","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}