{"id":56286,"date":"2013-12-07T12:50:37","date_gmt":"2013-12-07T11:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=56286"},"modified":"2013-12-07T12:50:37","modified_gmt":"2013-12-07T11:50:37","slug":"zwei-einhoerner-zu-verkaufen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/zwei-einhoerner-zu-verkaufen\/","title":{"rendered":"Zwei Einh\u00f6rner zu verkaufen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Irgendein Scherzkeks verkauft <a href=\"http:\/\/nh.en.craigslist.org\/grd\/4218208723.html\">auf Craiglist<\/a> gerade Pagasus und Daisy, zwei reinrassige Einh\u00f6rner. Von Hand aufgezogen werden sie nur zusammen abgegeben. Kosten:  $930,000 USD pro Tier. Ein Schn\u00e4ppchen! Der einzige lizenzierte Einhorn-Z\u00fcchter in Nordamerika erbittet sich nur &#8222;ernsthafte Anfragen&#8220;. Nat\u00fcrlich! Au\u00dferdem gibt es bei dem H\u00e4ndler auch Einhorn-Eier. Ich hoffe, nicht <strong>die<\/strong> Eier!<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2013\/12\/00G0G_5QkxYAykZyo_600x450.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2013\/12\/00G0G_5QkxYAykZyo_600x450.jpg\" alt=\"00G0G_5QkxYAykZyo_600x450\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-56287\" \/><\/a>\n<blockquote><p>We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.<\/p>\n<p>Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.<\/p>\n<p>We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out<\/p>\n<p>SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE<\/p>\n<p>We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/7940976896\">TDW<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Irgendein Scherzkeks verkauft auf Craiglist gerade Pagasus und Daisy, zwei reinrassige Einh\u00f6rner. Von Hand aufgezogen werden sie nur zusammen abgegeben. Kosten: $930,000 USD pro Tier.&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/zwei-einhoerner-zu-verkaufen\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zwei Einh\u00f6rner zu verkaufen<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[1223,1222],"class_list":["post-56286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alltaglicher-sinnwahn","tag-hoax","tag-unicorns","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-eDQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56286"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56289,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56286\/revisions\/56289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}