{"id":611,"date":"2007-04-09T15:02:28","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T13:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=611"},"modified":"2007-04-09T15:03:19","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T13:03:19","slug":"611","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/611\/","title":{"rendered":"Wenn im Flugzeug der Sitznachbar nervt:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u00d6ffne seelenruhig und mit bedachten Bewegungen deinen Laptopkoffer.<br \/>\n2. Hole deinen Laptop hervor.<br \/>\n3. Schalte ihn ein.<br \/>\n4. Halte den Laptop so, dass der nervige Sitznachbar den Bildschirm sehen kann.<br \/>\n5. Schliesse deine Augen und blicke ergeben zum Himmel.<br \/>\n6. und klicke auf <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecleverest.com\/countdown.swf\">diesen Link<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u00d6ffne seelenruhig und mit bedachten Bewegungen deinen Laptopkoffer. 2. Hole deinen Laptop hervor. 3. Schalte ihn ein. 4. Halte den Laptop so, dass der&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/611\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wenn im Flugzeug der Sitznachbar nervt:<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[163],"class_list":["post-611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-forrest","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sXEnA-611","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}