{"id":66917,"date":"2014-05-21T21:13:28","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=66917"},"modified":"2014-05-21T21:13:28","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:13:28","slug":"schlangenmassage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/schlangenmassage\/","title":{"rendered":"Schlangenmassage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Zoo in den Philippinen bietet denen seiner G\u00e4ste, die sonst schon alles hatten, jetzt eine Schlangenmassage an. Daf\u00fcr werden einem dann Pythons   mit einem Gesamtgewicht von 250 Kilogramm auf den K\u00f6rper gelegt. Manche von denen sind bis zu f\u00fcnf Metern lang. Jeder der   Pythons ist nach f\u00fcnf H\u00fchnern zumindest schon mal satt. Die tun nichts, die wollen nur massieren.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-1gBg29eFzM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<small>(<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/-1gBg29eFzM\">Direktlink<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/61102593\">TDW<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/05\/nope.jpg\" alt=\"nope\" width=\"663\" height=\"270\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-66921\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/05\/nope.jpg 663w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/05\/nope-300x122.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/05\/nope-600x244.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 663px) 100vw, 663px\" \/><p>Und Ronny so:<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Zoo in den Philippinen bietet denen seiner G\u00e4ste, die sonst schon alles hatten, jetzt eine Schlangenmassage an. Daf\u00fcr werden einem dann Pythons mit einem&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/schlangenmassage\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Schlangenmassage<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":66919,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2199,2198,2197,2196,2195],"class_list":["post-66917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-massage","tag-nope","tag-philippines","tag-pythons","tag-snakes","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2014-05-21-um-21.07.59.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-hpj","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66917"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66923,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66917\/revisions\/66923"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}