{"id":68246,"date":"2014-06-12T09:24:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T07:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=68246"},"modified":"2014-06-12T10:10:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T08:10:00","slug":"mann-stopt-elefant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/mann-stopt-elefant\/","title":{"rendered":"Mann stoppt Elefant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich habe irgendwann mal gelesen, dass Elefanten nicht sonderlich auf Deeskalation aus sind. Alleine deshalb w\u00fcrde ich seit dem einem dieser Dickh\u00e4uter nicht sonderlich nahekommen wollen. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?v=801140589905128&#038;video_source=pages_finch_main_video\">Dieser junge Mann<\/a> hier allerdings hat es nicht so mit Vorsicht und erntet gleich mal einen sehr dominant auftretenden Elefanten. Und in dem Moment, in dem mir v\u00f6llig der Stift gehen w\u00fcrde, scheint er ein Ger\u00e4usch zu machen, dass den Elefanten in die Flucht schl\u00e4gt. Knappe Kiste.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/J6_UVnGEPi0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<small>(<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/J6_UVnGEPi0\">Direktlink<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/arbroath.blogspot.com\/2014\/06\/tourist-nonchalantly-stops-charging.html\">Arbroath<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich habe irgendwann mal gelesen, dass Elefanten nicht sonderlich auf Deeskalation aus sind. Alleine deshalb w\u00fcrde ich seit dem einem dieser Dickh\u00e4uter nicht sonderlich nahekommen&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/mann-stopt-elefant\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mann stoppt Elefant<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":68248,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[453,1812],"class_list":["post-68246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-elephants","tag-thai","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/06\/Bildschirmfoto-2014-06-12-um-09.20.26.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-hKK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68246"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68255,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68246\/revisions\/68255"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}