{"id":69346,"date":"2014-06-27T09:41:30","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T07:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=69346"},"modified":"2014-06-27T09:41:30","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T07:41:30","slug":"hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor\/","title":{"rendered":"Hands-free Automatic Sperm Extractor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W\u00e4hrenddessen in China: eine <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sleazemag.com\/hand-war-gestern\/\">Entsamungsmaschine f\u00fcr die Herren<\/a>. Zumindest f\u00fcr jene, denen die Handarbeit schon lange nicht mehr zusagt.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8222;Die Frequenz, Enge und Temperatur der Absaugvorrichtung soll dabei individuell einstellbar sein.&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Na dann&#8230;<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/06\/spermaabsaubmaschine.gif\" alt=\"spermaabsaubmaschine\" width=\"600\" height=\"490\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-69347\" \/><p><br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogrebellen.de\/2014\/06\/26\/absaugmaschine\/?pk_campaign=feed&#038;pk_kwd=absaugmaschine\">Blogrebellen<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W\u00e4hrenddessen in China: eine Entsamungsmaschine f\u00fcr die Herren. Zumindest f\u00fcr jene, denen die Handarbeit schon lange nicht mehr zusagt. &#8222;Die Frequenz, Enge und Temperatur der&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hands-free Automatic Sperm Extractor<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69349,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2418,998,2419,160],"class_list":["post-69346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-china","tag-ich-weiss-es-doch-auch-nicht","tag-sperm","tag-wtf","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/06\/Bildschirmfoto-2014-06-27-um-09.40.59.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-i2u","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69346"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69351,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69346\/revisions\/69351"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}