{"id":70769,"date":"2014-07-24T14:05:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=70769"},"modified":"2014-07-24T14:05:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T12:05:00","slug":"samstagmorgen-eltern-vs-kinderlose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/samstagmorgen-eltern-vs-kinderlose\/","title":{"rendered":"Samstagmorgen: Eltern vs Kinderlose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die Eltern unter euch d\u00fcrften das so oder zumindest so \u00e4hnlich kennen. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mandatory.com\/2014\/07\/08\/an-average-saturday-morning-with-kids-vs-without-kids\/\">Rob Fee von Mandatory<\/a> hat das mal in einer Grafik zusammengefasst. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It doesn&#8217;t matter how many parenting books you read or how much research you do before having a child, nothing will ever prepare you for having every Saturday for the next two decades of your life destroyed. Kids don&#8217;t get the idea of sleeping in on the weekend or giving you a day off after a long shift at work. They&#8217;re relentless monsters that want nothing more than to drain you of your life force. If you don&#8217;t believe me, let&#8217;s look at an average Saturday for someone with kids verses an average Saturday for someone without kids.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Und trotzdem sind die Kleinen das Beste, was uns vermutlich je passieren wird. Hoffentlich.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/o.aolcdn.com\/hss\/storage\/midas\/b617a926d9399dbfd7d9a8fbca6ab187\/200360415\/saturday_mornings.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"1351\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><p><br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.likecool.com\/Saturday_Morning_with_Kids_vs_Saturday_Morning_without--Pic--Gear.html\">Like Cool<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Eltern unter euch d\u00fcrften das so oder zumindest so \u00e4hnlich kennen. Rob Fee von Mandatory hat das mal in einer Grafik zusammengefasst. It doesn&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/samstagmorgen-eltern-vs-kinderlose\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Samstagmorgen: Eltern vs Kinderlose<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":70770,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[1956,130,172,253,2566],"class_list":["post-70769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-childs","tag-fun","tag-infographic","tag-parents","tag-weekend","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/07\/Bildschirmfoto-2014-07-24-um-14.00.05.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-ipr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70772,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70769\/revisions\/70772"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}