{"id":71786,"date":"2014-08-14T18:26:54","date_gmt":"2014-08-14T16:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=71786"},"modified":"2014-08-14T18:27:30","modified_gmt":"2014-08-14T16:27:30","slug":"ich-mache-einen-schnitt-und-steche-oehm-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/ich-mache-einen-schnitt-und-steche-oehm-was\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Ich mache einen Schnitt und steche.&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;\u00d6hm&#8230; Was?!?&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Video wie ein Autounfall. <\/p>\n<p>Weil man so ein Schwert ja immer in der Tasche hat. <\/p>\n<p>Manchmal l\u00e4sst dieses Internet selbst mich noch total verwundert vorm Rechner setzen. So wie jetzt. <\/p>\n<p>Und Hauptsache &#8217;nen Kamm in der Tasche! <\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Geh&#8216; mal auf meine Beine, Schatz.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Was zur H\u00f6lle? <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CluZuaytcSA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<small>(<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/CluZuaytcSA\">Direktlink<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eyesaiditbefore.de\/2014\/08\/14\/selbstverteidigung-in-notwehr-mit-dem-katana-2\/\">ESIB<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Video wie ein Autounfall. Weil man so ein Schwert ja immer in der Tasche hat. Manchmal l\u00e4sst dieses Internet selbst mich noch total verwundert&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/ich-mache-einen-schnitt-und-steche-oehm-was\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8222;Ich mache einen Schnitt und steche.&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;\u00d6hm&#8230; Was?!?&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":71787,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[160],"class_list":["post-71786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alltaglicher-sinnwahn","tag-wtf","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2014\/08\/Bildschirmfoto-2014-08-14-um-18.23.28.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-iFQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71786"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71790,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71786\/revisions\/71790"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}