{"id":83085,"date":"2015-01-30T12:20:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-30T11:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=83085"},"modified":"2015-01-31T17:58:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-31T16:58:26","slug":"zettelgeschichte-mit-ausgedruckten-memes-tuer-defekt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/zettelgeschichte-mit-ausgedruckten-memes-tuer-defekt\/","title":{"rendered":"Zettelgeschichte mit ausgedruckten Memes: T\u00fcr defekt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redd.it\/2u40al\">Neulich in der Uni Mainz<\/a>:  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A couple of weeks ago, an automatic door at work (university) broke. Facility management got wind of it, informed a technician and put up a sign [which translates] \u201cDoor broken. Technician was informed.\u201d They\u2019re organized. Everything was going according to plan, for a while. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/7rFI1fj.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/7rFI1fj.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"540\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/a>\n<blockquote><p>When nothing happened for weeks, a second sign appeared. \u201cTechnician also broken.\u201d <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/UAB3xLn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/UAB3xLn.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/a>\n<blockquote><p>Yesterday, yet another sign was put up, referencing a yelling lunatic from German reality TV show \u201cFrauentausch\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/2NJSjn3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/2NJSjn3.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/a>\n<blockquote><p>Today, things escalated pretty quickly. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/4C2ZD8a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/4C2ZD8a.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/a>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Ckr1Hb6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Ckr1Hb6.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/a>\n<p>Die T\u00fcr \u00fcbrigens ist immer noch defekt.<br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/redd.it\/2u40al\">Redditor Frankenstone3D<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neulich in der Uni Mainz: A couple of weeks ago, an automatic door at work (university) broke. Facility management got wind of it, informed a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/zettelgeschichte-mit-ausgedruckten-memes-tuer-defekt\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zettelgeschichte mit ausgedruckten Memes: T\u00fcr defekt<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[130,456,455,957],"class_list":["post-83085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-fun","tag-internet","tag-memes","tag-notes","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-lC5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83085"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83157,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83085\/revisions\/83157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}