{"id":88373,"date":"2015-04-29T18:28:48","date_gmt":"2015-04-29T16:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=88373"},"modified":"2015-04-29T18:31:08","modified_gmt":"2015-04-29T16:31:08","slug":"wie-man-seinen-wecker-nicht-stellt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wie-man-seinen-wecker-nicht-stellt\/","title":{"rendered":"Wie man seinen Wecker nicht stellt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Was pretty stoned last night, I wonder why I didn&#8217;t get up on time.&#8220;, <a href=\"https:\/\/reddit.com\/r\/funny\/comments\/348b31\/was_pretty_stoned_last_night_i_wonder_why_i_didnt\/\">schreibt der Betroffene<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Aber probieren kann man das ja mal.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2015\/04\/NVb6avq.jpg\" alt=\"NVb6avq\" width=\"608\" height=\"1024\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-88374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2015\/04\/NVb6avq.jpg 608w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2015\/04\/NVb6avq-178x300.jpg 178w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2015\/04\/NVb6avq-600x1011.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\" \/><p><br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schleckysilberstein.com\/2015\/04\/aus-dem-alltag-eines-kiffers-die-sache-mit-dem-iphone-wecker\/\">Christian<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Was pretty stoned last night, I wonder why I didn&#8217;t get up on time.&#8220;, schreibt der Betroffene. Aber probieren kann man das ja mal. (via&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wie-man-seinen-wecker-nicht-stellt\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wie man seinen Wecker nicht stellt<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":88376,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[488,130],"class_list":["post-88373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","tag-drugs","tag-fun","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2015\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2015-04-29-um-18.24.06.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-mZn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88373"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88379,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88373\/revisions\/88379"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/88376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}