{"id":8881,"date":"2009-11-12T16:48:53","date_gmt":"2009-11-12T15:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=8881"},"modified":"2009-11-12T16:48:53","modified_gmt":"2009-11-12T15:48:53","slug":"8881","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/8881\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;When I grow up&#8230; I want to be like mommy!&#8220; oder: wie bring ich meine Mutti mal so richtig in Verlegenheit. Ach, immer diese Kleinen! Und ich werde mal schnell alle Stifte, die ich hier im Haus finde, verbrennen. Oder das Taschengeld erh\u00f6hen. Ach was, und das Taschengeld erh\u00f6hen. <em>Man wei\u00df ja nie<\/em>.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/mommy.jpg\" alt=\"mommy\" title=\"mommy\" width=\"453\" height=\"604\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8880\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2009\/11\/mommy.jpg 453w, https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2009\/11\/mommy-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><p><br \/>\n<small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/thedw.us\/post\/240916827\/oh-via-nsfw\">The Daily What<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;When I grow up&#8230; I want to be like mommy!&#8220; oder: wie bring ich meine Mutti mal so richtig in Verlegenheit. Ach, immer diese Kleinen!&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/8881\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nur-mal-so","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sXEnA-8881","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}