{"id":97638,"date":"2015-11-26T11:31:52","date_gmt":"2015-11-26T10:31:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/?p=97638"},"modified":"2015-11-26T12:04:05","modified_gmt":"2015-11-26T11:04:05","slug":"pol1z1stens0hn-a-k-a-jan-boehmermann-ich-hab-polizei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/pol1z1stens0hn-a-k-a-jan-boehmermann-ich-hab-polizei\/","title":{"rendered":"POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan B\u00f6hmermann &#8211; Ich hab Polizei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>B\u00f6hmermann hat Polizei und macht all den Gangstern da drau\u00dfen klar, dass man f\u00fcr ihren Schei\u00df nicht viel k\u00f6nnen muss und den auch andere auf die Reihe kriegen. Nebenbei auch ein paar Sidekicks in Richtung Polizei. Alle rasiert. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8222;Payback\u2026 der Tag des d\u00fcmmsten Gesichts! Denn das wirst du machen, wenn ich meine Freunde hole!&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PNjG22Gbo6U?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<small>(<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/PNjG22Gbo6U\">Direktlink<\/a>, via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Interweb3000\/posts\/1089926771058850\">Martin<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u00f6hmermann hat Polizei und macht all den Gangstern da drau\u00dfen klar, dass man f\u00fcr ihren Schei\u00df nicht viel k\u00f6nnen muss und den auch andere auf&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/pol1z1stens0hn-a-k-a-jan-boehmermann-ich-hab-polizei\/\">Mehr lesen -&gt;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan B\u00f6hmermann &#8211; Ich hab Polizei<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":97639,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[215,4360,1059],"class_list":["post-97638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alltaglicher-sinnwahn","tag-cops","tag-jan-boehmermann","tag-music-video","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads2\/2015\/11\/Bildschirmfoto-2015-11-26-um-11.29.45.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pXEnA-poO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97638"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97642,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97638\/revisions\/97642"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/97639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}